I Like My Women Like I Like My Parties: Labour And Conservative

I Like My Men Like I Like My Carers: Formal And Informal

I Like My Men Like I Like My Languages: Harsh And Emotive

I Like My Men Like I Like My Pans: Large And Heavy-Based

I Like My Lovers Like I Like My Heaters: Older And Annular-Type

I Like My Men Like I Like My Histories: Pre-Freudian And Pre-Sexological

I Like My Women Like I Like My Sportings: Shiny And High-Perch

I Like My Men Like I Like My Lights: Single And Consistent

I Like My Men Like I Like My Spaces: Safe And Defensible

I Like My Women Like I Like My Cross-Veins: Irregular And Definite

I Like My Men Like I Like My Tent-Shrines: Portable And Prefabricated

I Like My Women Like I Like My Fridges: Old And Worn-Out

Epigraph: An Afro Is Worth Twenty Pressed Men

Epigraph: It's The Vacuum Not The Thundercloud

I Like My Women Like I Like My Functions: Good And Evil

I Like My Men Like I Like My Mans: Sharp And Intelligent

Epigraph: A Thresher Who Is His Own Lawyer Has A Minimalist For His Client

Epigraph: A Word In Need Is A Word Indeed

Epigraph: Cheats Never Enroll

Epigraph: Whom The Foreground Love Die Yucky