#MCITOT

Real Madrid look terrible #LIVRMD #cham

Woke up in the night and sneezed. Not been able to move my neck since. Getting old is fun.

Oops, took a wrong turn on my run

I may come across as a sophisticated gentleman, but I'm at my happiest eating a Tesco Meal Deal on a Premier Inn

Get Tix Now! Just one week to go! theo2.co.uk/events/detail/… #thisisluchatown #luchabritannia #bestshowintown

Get ready to rumble! Lucha Britannia and SlayDuggee are bringing XMAS SLAYCATION on 28 Dec! Like Mexican Wrestling 🤼‍♀️, Or can’t resist metal covers of family favourites like Baby Shark, Stick!, and SpongeBob! 🦈🍍 This is the show for YOU! 😄 🎟️ bit.ly/XmasSlaycation…

Live scenes from Tesco

Seasons greetings at this magical time of year 🎄🥰

It's a Festivus for the rest of us

Hey Nick Jonas In "Introducing me" from Camp Rock 2, when you sing "I like it when the moon looks like a toenail", do you mean a full nail, like a waxing gibbous, or a clipping, like a crescent?

Credit where it's due, he man marked me all through the lamb prep and didn't give me an inch while making the salmon. He's put in a performance on the day and got results.

Can Gromit win an Oscar?

Christmas isn't officially over until you've reset all your parents passwords and security questions

Right, back to work everyone

Don't forget that doors open 12 midday tomorrow Sat 28th Dec indigoatTheO2 #London for #Xmasslaycation SlayDuggee Lucha Britannia Happy Holidays and let's Slay! #bestshowintown #LuchaLibre #prowrestling #childrensheavymetal #familyshow #superheroes #supervillians

Gig Review: Slay Duggee & Lucha Britannia Christmas Slaycation – IndigO2, London (28th December 2024) "A fantastic last show of the year" moshville.co.uk/reviews/gig-re… #metal #heavymetal #music #livemusic #London #wrestling #MoshvilleTimes SlayDuggee Lucha Britannia

Just realised I don't have a 2025 calendar in my office so I suppose I HAVE to order a Chinese tonight.

Declan Couscous #Traitors #traitor

Minus 14 grand on the chase! We are finished