I just saw a literal baby point at a COVID testing tent and say “nose swab.” I can’t decide if that’s adorable or incredibly depressing.

A lot of us do what we do now because we were raised on Entertainment Weekly.

Pretty sure this is how the singularity starts… but I’m lazy so I’ll continue to let my toothbrush order for me.

Well … that just passed La La Land, Moonlight for weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at the Oscars

Men, Go to therapy. Don’t mock people with a disability. Don’t use violence to solve your issues. Take responsibility for your words & actions. Don’t blame the devil for your demons. Say sorry to those you hurt. Be accountable. Be humble. Be honest. Do the work. Go to therapy.

Me at my high school reunion to people I haven't seen in 20 years: "... so what TV are you watching these days?"

Me when I first see Lucy on my #ER rewatch:

I am so grateful that I was able to have Mrs. Conover as a teacher. She's the best of the best!

My draft went really went—until it ended and I realized I forgot a kicker.

Wow, I really relate to this kid.

TIME's new commemorative cover: Queen Elizabeth II, 1926-2022 ti.me/3Bt7www

So many people on Instagram didn’t learn how to write a caption in 8th grade yearbook and it really shows.

Coworker: have you ever seen the original Doctor Who? Me: girl, have you met me???

My large Diet Coke isn’t sounding as appealing right now…

One of my favorite shows of all time. If you haven't watched yet, it's on Paramount+, so FIX IT!

I love how AI chat support lets me give them all my details and explain my problem in depth so they can connect me with a live agent and I can do it all again.

I just heard a kid yelling to his mom through sobs: “I don’t care that we have food in the fridge. I want Shake Shack.” I get it, kid.

Elmo will miss you, little blue check mark. But don’t worry everybody, Elmo is still Elmo! ❤️