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Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation

Macaroni cheese

Bezzecchi is dying for a piss

According to my PA, Bagnaia needs another drink driving incident to give his head a wobble. He dominated after the last one #MotoGP

Do armoured gland manufacturers actually test the products before sale. External glands are fucking impossible to seal.

Old Jack Miller smashing it on who wants to be a 30,000 euroaire #vivamiller

According to Alan Carrs advert on ITV there was a time before he was a national treasure. Inferring that there will eventually be a present and a future too

WALL-E is the best episode of Black Mirror there never was

Never given a fuck about my weight really but you can get fucked if I'm the same weight as #trump

Thought I'd treat myself to a Pixel 8 Pro and fresh out the box I've a flickering screen. Help. Google O2

How are we orientating our Hans Gruber's on the Nakatomi advent calendar then

"The government sucks, the weather is awful, job hunting is terrible, we get paid terribly, the NHS was really good now it is not funded nearly enough. "No, I'm not particularly proud to be British. "I'd rather be French!"

I firmly place the blame on Good Charlotte for every time I've had piss dribble on my trousers. It's that or commit public indecency.

Just had my report card from school History: F Art: F English: D Maths: A+ P.E.: C #wwe