*grabs my head with both hands and violently twists my neck to 180 degrees * Y E E T

King Hard R and the Knights of the Brown Table

All I want is a Dominant Bottom, is that really too much to ask??

Saying itadakimasu before I munch on that pussy

💥🥹🔫 “UwU Sowwy”

"we never should've given kids participation trophies!" the same person:

For everyone who thinks posting a banger is easy and fun and not a huge sacrifice... This is what I do 3x/day to keep myself alive as a result of health problems that are a direct result of trying to get several likes on a tweet.

Suffering from success? Nah, but I do suffer from being sucked less

If the Good Lord didn’t want man to eat pussy he wouldn’t have made it delicious

BREAKING: Labor will protect your weekend penalty rates with new laws.

Remember it's called a u-rethra not a them-rethra. Keep the government OUT of your urethra. #YourethraYourChoice