Teaching these Ausies how to play kings is rather hilarious #ThatsHowWeRole #SAisstillthebest

I have too much month at the end of my month... #YouOnlyYOLOonce

"Mr Diamond: Any given sunday is a decent movie yea ?" It's fuckn sick

Watching FASTER where Dwayne Johnson acts like a beast!!!

"Jess ♥: That sad monument when you have more alcohol in your fridge than anything else" Since when is loads of booze sad??

@Bereng32 Cait was taking that pic, maybe that's his I like you face??? Not sure but I should probably get a new dp since I'm in Scotland

British women have strangely small mouths. Maybe that's why British guys think they have big dicks. Ahhh!

I asked a colleague if she was going to join us for drinks, I kinda forgot that she was pregnant... It was a bit #awkward

"To be truly happy, a man must have sources of gladness which are not dependent on anything in this world"- JC Ryle

Its time to raid the airwaves with birthday bashing!!! Happy birthday to these crazy gents!!! Phano Khalema Anthony Rawson Dean Meyers

@Bereng32 Yeeeeeah boyye! It's insane how we almost always agree though?? Love you 2 homie we're gonna have to tear shit up when I get home!

Nipples: Nature's thermometer.

That awkward moment when you're reading posts from a Atheist group on Facebook and the school chaplain walks in #Awkward #keptquiet

I played laser tag today. Barney Stynson is right, it should be an Olympic sport! #lasertag #killer #barneyrules

When I see an attractive girl the first thing I think is "Someone is in danger of getting their hair brushed over their ear"

"Lawrence: Is it too cold to wear a wife beater??" Never too cold bro

"@SineNtshona13: If you thought your life was nice, have a look at Dan Bilzerian's IG account." It's too sick hey

@SineNtshona13 there's not much that he can't or hasn't already done. In that sense money can buy happiness.