marketplace grail i found today

One of the craziest plays in high school football history. Down 6, last play, Hail Mary gets caught, he’s about to be tackled, hands it off to a teammate who scores. Florida state championship. Unreal.

Homemade nativity scene

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A year ago the Internet helped me get my helmet back after it was stolen while I was in jail. I promised that I would explain why I was in jail if I got the helmet back, so here it is: I was arrested for climbing the Transamerica Pyramid.

this is how it feels to dm a woman

For some reason this has impacted me deeply

when george michael says now i know what a fool i’ve been but if you kissed me now i know you’d fool me again in a christmas song it’s just some first-rate stuff

BUZZ was a Gangster,,, He also had the Heater on the wall... Just in case.

what hypothesis were they testing

6....7

New show from the people who made 30 rock staring Tracy Morgan again? We’ve never been so back

Youtube keeps recommending me an old Conan clip with perhaps the most viscerally upsetting thumbnail I've ever seen.

Timothée Chalamet, when asked what Brits would be worthy of a ‘Marty Supreme’ jacket: “Lewis Hamilton, Victoria and David… who else, man? Fakemink. Susan Boyle—’cause she dreamt bigger than all of us.”

Japanese people drop the "we're so boring and we love rules" thing as soon as they consume one drink. This is the problem with Germans. They clock out of work and continue being German. "Come we will party at der nachtclub" and they take you but the doorman is like "HALT! You are

Oh my god we’re so back

This is statistically impossible unless you are receiving insider info.

A bunch of Russians and Swedes on teams from Canada and the United States beating the Christ out of each other to a Mexican song about the birth of a Jew. Hockey truly is a global sport.