Deck the halls with vocal nodules.

We interrupt the death of this account to say that Hyo-Won Woo has taught me the hard way that there is an extreme difference between 4/4 and 8/8 and I may die at All-Eastern pls send thoughts and music theory cheat sheets

Which is correct?

Okay ladies let’s discuss underrated pieces. Reply or quote tweet with any of them. I shall begin: The Stolen Child - Whitacre Because - Hearne Kruhay - Arr. Castillon The Heart’s Reflection - Elder

Susan, every breathy pitch that comes out of your mouth sounds like the whirring of the sirens.

We HAVE to stan

Not this account making a comeback….

Some of y’all blaming your lack of blend and intonation on social distancing and masks like it wasn’t a problem pre-COVID…. But that’s not my business.

We can all agree Moderna is the Eric Whitacre of COVID vaccines.

J&J is that kid in the bass or tenor section that sings everything down the octave.

Pfizer is your clinician at All State/All County.

Let’s be honest, your man writes in his music with a Bic pen he stole from the top of the piano when he walked in.

Woo chile some of y’all’s sight-singing skills did not survive this panoramic.

AstraZeneca is that kid that knows the first few bars of A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton on the piano and insists he’s a pianist.

No Susan, I don’t want to hear you sing a C# above the staff. I already know you can’t hit it.

I swear some of you get a solo once and start acting like you’re at the Met.

Okay real talk but not enough of you know about Derric Johnson and that’s tragic. Enlighten yourselves. youtu.be/aQksa7SdWjI

Hey bestie, we don’t need you to sing today.

You have not lived until you listen to Shenandoah arranged by Derric Johnson. youtu.be/Xo6h_pRokOc

We at RachetChorus sincerely apologize for the previous tweet… we’re not sure who sent it but it was not any of the admins.