i like my girl clingy idc.

"one thing about me..." There's nothing special about you please STFU

checked the GPS app and it said it’s my turn 🙏🏿💰

Giving someone a second chance is like handing them another bullet because they missed the first time.

Emojis be looking funny and ugly on Android 😂😂

Stretch marks on my ass but the ass ain't stretching????

wearing an outfit and looking exactly the way you imagined is the best feeling ever

Knowing fully well she’s above your league*

I like as all of us dey pretend say everywhere good😂

Me after realizing I’ve been good to the wrong people my whole life

You left your girlfriend because she likes money You wan con date me wey like grass, kunu and pawpaw leaf abi ??

I need more verified mutuals 🥺🤲

We don’t say “I’m jealous” We say “Oh”

Good morning guys❤️ May you find 30 billion on the ground today 🤲