Twitter & FB ban accounts. “It’s not censorship, you can create your own app.” Then Google & Apple ban apps. “It’s not censorship, create your own website.” Then Amazon bans web hosting. “It’s not censorship, create your own...” What? Your own internet? Just so you can tweet?

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

Jordan asked me how I wanted to style our house... I explained to him that I don’t know what to call it but, it’s a little bit of this and that, def not these things though. And here’s what I want/don’t want. 12 hours later I just realized I described Pottery Barn.

Hey Ameren Missouri is there anyone that can help with an issue? I called earlier this week to get our power turned on today. Power is not on and can’t get a hold of customer service due to customer service training.

This is what weakness looks like.

I hope you’re being serious. Americans CANNOT allow this to happen.

He couldn’t even get through the first sentence without an error. You can’t make this stuff up.

“When a new pandemic comes... which it will.” Oh.

THE PRESIDENT SAID THIS SHIT.

You know what I really don’t want to see? Snarky tweets that ~own the libs~ from GOP leadership What I’d like to see: inferno-like fury from GOP leaders backed by actual efforts to shut down this insane mandate I’m tired of social media zingers with zero follow through

Where’s all the oppressive totalitarian dictator talk??? We heard it for 5 years for everything and anything Trump said but the press and the left is strangely silent when there’s actually totalitarianism happening???

Fixed it for you.

Looks like the SJWs got to #Survivor41 “guys” shouldn’t offend ANYONE

I would die for Boston Rob to come back. I don’t want this season #Survivor41

Went to Booking.com to book a hotel for this weekend. We show up and they don’t have our reservation and tell us we were scammed. But we went through the proper checkout through Booking.com and now our confirmation number isn’t valid. Booking. MAKE THIS RIGHT.

Shut the fuck up. You’re not even real.

I love how the same people who don’t want us to listen to Joe Rogan & Aaron Rodgers about the covid vaccine, want us to listen to Big Bird & Elmo.