Christmas Rhyme "Panto time is so much fun, Having a laugh with your mum, Cinderella has lost her shoe, Oh what are we going to do, Will the Prince be on his way, To find our Cinders and make her day!!!" Dxx

Christmas Rhyme Dick Whittington, he is safely on board With 'Tommy' to look for the golden hoard The ship is in danger from a raging storm But in Pantoland, this is the norm!!! 'Tommy' if this ship goes down... facebook.com/10000068292608…

Can't believe it!!!! Just seen an advert for Tena Men Discreet on the tv, OMG what next lol Dxx — feeling puzzled

Christmas Rhyme 'The tree is up and lights are on The Christmas cake is almost done Presents bought but cards to get The Christmas dec's are not up yet Will we be ready for the big day The way it is who can say' Dxx

Christmas Rhyme Santa's here to beg his leave, To pull his sleigh on Christmas Eve I am 'Pegasus' that is true, But I can't pull your sleigh for you, You need 'Rudolph' with his nuclear nose, So 'Norad' can track where he goes Dxx

Christmas Rhyme Forty thieves are chasing our man But Ali Baba he has a plan To steal their gold he will try "OPEN SESAME" is the cry!!! Dxx

Christmas Rhyme The stage crew are busy building the wall So Humpty Dumpty can have his great fall Please dont do it, we hear you beg No one wants to see you as 'Scrambled Egg' Dxx

Christmas Rhyme The Postman has been with some mail, A Christmas card from Aunty Gail, Must go today and get some cards, Hopefully with some kind regards, A Christmas wish would be just great And free this world from all the hate Dxx

Christmas Rhyme The evil witch has a plan you see To eat Hansel and Gretal for her tea The children are clever and flee the cottage Making sure they are not in the pottage Dxx

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Christmas Rhyme The Christmas market is in full swing, With the carollers as they sing, Mulled wine and some cheer, It's the most wonderful time of the year, Rudolph says they've packed the sleigh, So Santa will soon be on his way Dxx

Christmas Rhyme Rapunzels plight is very Grimm She's locked in a tower ever so dim Along comes a Prince, and she calls out to him And let's down her hair, to let him in 2 sleeps peeps Dxx

I wrote this a couple of years ago, I hope you like it PANTO It's that time of year again When men become women and women become men A slap of the thigh and a big Hi Ho! This years show is 'Robinson Crusoe'!!!... facebook.com/10000068292608…

Second Rhyme of the day NORAD says he's on his way To make tomorrow a wonderful day With pressies that are big and small And a xmas cheer to us all Dxx

The panto rhymes are over for another year You can open your eyes and have no fear The baddies are dead, the witches are gone We love rhyming panto it's always great fun Merry Christmas to you all Dxx

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Well 2019 is going out like a damp quid, in bed with the dreaded lurgy and generally not well at all so wont be out tonight to let in the New Year. Need to change the bedding and dont really fancy the fight with... facebook.com/10000068292608…

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