I think this is the Junior Mint kid from yesterday.

What's the best way you've ever quit a job? Asking for someone who totally isn't me...

Just Portland things...

Mourning the loss of CJ McCollum but I wish him the best. No matter what, go Portland Trail Blazers

Painting and electrical work are my least favorite things to do, but goddamn if this place isn't finally starting to look like a real restaurant. 8 days til soft opening and I am ready to fucking GO!

Wow.

If you ever thought that opening a restaurant from the ground up during a global pandemic would be fun, I highly suggest sticking toothpicks under your toenails and kicking a soccer ball as a better avenue of joy and entertainment. That said, holy shit I'm proud of our work.

Well, those ‘Freedom Truckers’ sure picked a bad week to try and get attention for being victims of tyranny.

"Put seeds in your pockets." All-time top tier ice-cold shit talk. I'll be using that for life.

There's a sucker born every minute and this town surely takes the cake.

If you had 3 minutes to talk to the charter commission and potentially Tevis tomorrow, what would you say? Asking for a friend.

BLAZERS LEGEND confirmed ass-man.

Did Alan Swinney get released?

I'll throw in my two cents... And now you get $10,000.02 for cops getting shot.

Devin Booker dapped up a baby after this shot.

Trent Reznor already got an Oscar and a Golden Globe for his soundtrack for the movie about Zuckerburg being a piece of shit. I can't wait to hear his score for the film of the downfall of Elon Musk

Hey Joey, are they gonna allow you conjugal visits with Tiny? Joey Gibson