I thought I was having bad day. I'm ok now. x.com/CollegeHumor/s…

Just realized I am the same age as Tiger Woods . I now feel even worse about where I am in life.

another goal i have in 2010... start using twitter. Here I go.

going to the Gym on my lunchhour for a quick workout. Hoping a quick cardio blast will still give results.

Forgot to put earrings on this morning and just now realized it, so I have basically been walking around naked for 2 hours. Great

This year's christmas card will be pic of my kids beating the crap out of eachother so people see what christmas is really like at my house.

Finally joined snapchat. All that's happened so far is a big drop in my self esteem.

Sign of the times: I'm snap chatting my son's chore list to him today while he's home on a snow day.