i can be ready in an hour as long as you give me three hours notice

Friends: Let’s meet at 1pm Me: So if we are meeting at 1pm I’ll need to leave by half past 12, so then I’ll need to be dressed by 12, gives me half an hour to get my bag sorted… so then I’ll need to shower at 10 which means I’ll need to get up at 9, which means…

What a Brit will say when they are about to do something, anything, ranging from closing a laptop and standing up to climbing Everest: “Right!”

It’s almost #PiscesSeason ♓️ 🎂💕

Valentine’s Day perfection 🥰💕 #ValentinesDay #Love #HappyValentinesDay

Roses are red Violets are blue My favorite wine Is Jammy Red Roo 🍷♥️ #YellowTailWine

Anyway. Enough daydreaming about yesterday. Time to finish my workout, then spend a glorious, and strangely soothing, hour listening to true crime by Kendall Rae whilst I do my makeup. And inhaling all the coffee. #TuesdayMotivations

“I can’t wear underwired anymore. It’s like having Satan sat on my chest.” - Gemma Louise Miles I felt this to my core. #GemmaLouiseMiles

Happy birthday to me 🎂🥳🥂♥️ Thank you for the lovely messages, cards & gifts ♥️ #PiscesSeason

Obsessions can’t last forever… The final season of Killing Eve. 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 ❤ to set your reminder for each episode.

You might not be lazy, but burnt out. Here's how:

#Pickford

Can anybody recommend a professional car detailing service (including interior) in South Yorkshire, please? #lexus #detailing #southyorkshire #cardetailing

Am I the only one that didn’t get the government test message? 👀

Please keep a look out for my friend’s car that was stolen during the night last night. Whoever took it broke into her home, where she should feel safe, to steal it. Horrific 😔 #barnsley #darfield #barnsleyisbrill #barnsleynews

Listen closely. #AHSFX

It always feels a bit silly to feel sad when someone you’ve never met dies - but something about people who you see on the telly, who you enjoy watching, makes it feel like you knew them, even though, of course, you don’t. RIP Michael Mosley.

asana being down today is making it really hard to get anything done like what am i working on who are my clients deadlines who