ATTENTION! Assalamu alaikum, it’s that time again when ASR prayer time starts from few minutes to 4pm - after 4pm in Nigeria. Please remind people/mosques that always pray ASR time early. Please read and share جَزَاكُمُ اللَّهُ خَيْرًا 👇

I thought people were lying when they said that they forget to reply to messages until I became one of them.

I beg you I need milk 😭 I need Diapers 😭 I beg you I need Diapers 😭 I need milk 😭 I beg you I need milk 😭 I need Diapers 😭 I beg you I need Diapers 😭 I need milk 😭 I beg you I need milk 😭 I need Diapers 😭 I beg you Help my baby gofund.me/d81fe6e6d

How do you tell sex of an ant? Drop the ant in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

WAI YANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE , WANI IRIN QASAAAAA ALLAH YA KAWO NIIIIIIIIIIIII 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Still disappointed that security outside Samsung stores isn’t called “Guardians of the Galaxy.

If you respond to my sarcasm with a better and accurate sarcasm, I might just catch feelings for you <3

ramadan

for my birthday, i want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail using MLA format, 12pt font size

Uute papa uute 😭😭

maro only a fraction understands this

Allah mentioned in Quran 57:25 that iron was sent down from above (anzalna), not created on earth. No natural process from earth has enough energy to even create a single atom of iron.

‘I fall for raw conversation’

“I bought you an elephant for your room.” “Thank you.” “Don't mention it”

For the millions of international audience, the only impression of Nigeria they have is begging, smelling & clubs. But between us, we’re not doing this “Nigeria” thing today. Lagos embarrassed the entire country. It’s a Lagos culture, nothing concern person wey dey Adamawa.

I don’t like texting people cos I’m a great conversationalist and people often think it’s cos I’m in love or something 😭😭😭

Reminder:

Kahf, people, Kahf!

It’s Friday, don’t forget to read suratul Kahf and send lots of salaawat upon the Prophet SAW