How Queen Elizabeth got jumeraat

opening your emails before 7AM on a monday constitutes self harm

I had big plans for 2022 but getting cancelled by Halle Berry was not one of them

Everyday I wake up, open my camera, super zoom, dramatically lower the exposure and call myself a content creator

I’ve seen some illegal shit in my day but today I saw a matte black Kia Picanto with FOUR exhaust pipes, now that there is going against even the laws of physics

7 years later, first ever swiitch store-in-store in rosebank, Johannesburg 🌆

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become an Indian boy

Men think they can scare me, I’ve literally flown CemAir, I only fear God

It’s not enough to get a broadcast message saying “Ramadan is around the corner” I need to physically hear “Tabassum Tabassum” on the radio in order for me to fully internalise it

I don’t want much, I just want have Iftar as a child in Naqiyah Mayat’s house

Being in Cape Town is literally living a Drake song I mean where, the fuck, should I, really even park??

Yes I’ve made it to Friday but at what cost

being a gen-z is wild, I have devoted my entire life to liberating myself from the shackles of conventional expectation but here I am, enslaved by a neon coloured USB stick with nicotine in it

25 of the best songs sampled and produced by Kanye West: a thread 💿

There is nothing more Indian South African than the word “ruched” I will not explain further

no words just awe

listen: show us proof of registration to vote at the rally this saturday & get a free, full sized #MonoTint also, if you’re not registered to vote - NYDAA in association w the IEC South Africa will have a booth at the rally so you have absolutely zero excuse 🗳

no one: not one single person: muslim boys during ramadan: ya we doing 3 a night

I’m really yet to find a dancer named rhythm

one thing about me I smaak to waste time