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Zeit doch nochmal mit Müller zu verlängern......... #FCB

6 Werbespots in der 84. Minute eines Viertelfinales. WTF DAZN?!

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. There is and never was an Orion Syndicate client list for Bajoran Comfort women. The Orion Syndicate slavers in question simply dematerialized themselves. I don't see any reason for us to talk about this anymore. #StarTrek #Sisko197

It’s a shame we even have to address this, but Vought can confirm rumors of a superhero orgy known as Herogasm are FAKE NEWS. Furthermore, there are no “Herogasm Files” with a list of attendees like Soldier Boy, Liberty and Deep. The idea that Soldier Boy, pictured here with the

Actor Jeff Daniels on Donald Trump’s 2nd term: “We’ve lost decency. We’ve lost civility. We’ve lost respect for the rule of law. We’ve normalized verbal abuse. We’ve normalized bullying. Out the window goes character, integrity. We’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the

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Yes. Ozzy Osbourne, a heavy metal rock star who once confessed to taking LSD almost every day across the course of two years. It was the vaccine that killed him. You tit.

I did not have sexual relations with that man.

On Last Week Tonight, John takes on MAGA and the Epstein files and doesn't miss a beat. Amazingly, he can't figure out why people are upset. He campaigned on conspiracy theories for years, and now the base wants fed. It looks like the leopard may get orange lips. #DemsUnited

Atheism is far less of an insult to God than today's Christianity is.

Crazy to think it’s only been two years. It’s truly been life changing. Probably worth writing about one day. But I can spoil the biggest takeaway. BG3 was what allowed us to do our next crazy thing. How that will pan out is anyone’s guess but I can assure you we’re working hard

Erinnerst du dich noch, wann du dich bei X registriert hast? Ich weiß es noch! #MeinXJubiläum

Alex Kurtzman had never seen an episode of STAR TREK before co-writing TREK '09. Yet, he's controlled the TREK franchise since 2017. Noah Hawley is a self-described "lifelong ALIEN fan." In just two episodes, Hawley BLOWS AWAY the entirety of modern TREK with ALIEN: EARTH.

Retweet & comment if you think Bloodlines 2 should drop the $90 premium edition locked playable content down into the base game $60 tier. We can't keep letting this happen. #bloodlines2

“How fucking deplorable does someone have to be to vote for this bag of sh*t?”

NEWCASTLE UTD’s STATEMENT ON ALEXANDER ISAK - A Dramatic Monologue

BREAKING: Journalist and college professor Stacey Patton goes viral by penning a stunningly powerful statement about how she was on Charlie Kirk’s “digital hit list” and recounting the horror that he inflicted on her. We cannot allow this tragic assassination to whitewash Kirk’s