Nothing says "sweaty" like pruney fingers and noticeably heavier hockey jersey/socks

So despite having my work laptop's touchpad sensitivity set at the lowest setting, it still registers clicks without my finger even touching the touchpad...

Absolute Karma lmao

Holy shit am I ever bad at hockey

Well, at least it wasn't a 6-0 loss like last year

My knee touched the ice while ice skating, which means it's gonna be bruised for a month

gen alpha in shambles rn

rar

you called?

OTTER HOME OPENER SHUTOUT! STARS WIN! 🦦 AT&T | #TexasHockey

Picked the right time to tune into the game - 2 quick goals! #TexasHockey

TWO NIGHTS, TWO SHUTOUTS! STARS WIN! AT&T | #TexasHockey

The Stars are 3-0 to start the season. They’ve yet to trail at any point so far. They haven’t allowed a single goal on home ice. They’ve scored nine goals from seven different forwards. Their goalies have combined to stop 92 of 95 shots. (.968 sv%) Who’s having fun?

"Windows CE" implies the existence of "Windows 3 ODST"

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