bullying chatgpt is my new favorite hobby

I can't help it if I've got a body made for eating people.

I wish I could break teeth by singing loudly like those people with the wine glasses.

You ever slick your hair back in the mirror and think, "Yea, it's time to get a gold chain."

Thinkin about my dick

In Canada they let you shit off the side of a zamboni if it's cruisin down the highway.

guftrup reminds me of

The Counter-Strike 2 Limited Test begins today. Read all about it here: counter-strike.net/cs2

thomas🌦. Strongest buttcheeks ever

Yo how do you make streaming fun again?

I wanna be a frog and I hate that I cant be >:(

People often ask me, "Quad, will you suck on my toes?" My response remains the same. Yes.

Nipples that unfurl like a butterfly mouth. 17 inches fully extended.

I don't care if this flag offends you

Quick life update: Still ain't never fucked a walrus. Don't intend to start today.

This was a nice time the other day I forgot about QuadLazr 🏳️‍🌈

Open invitation to sneak a little pinch on my booty when I'm not lookin.

Currently casually witnessing my father in law misunderstand how percentages work in meteorological predictions.