May your partner be as loyal as Snyder/Cavill fans

Deep State Dan

I judge my Superman movies like I judge all movies. Is Michael Shannon in it?

Feed the Children of Gaza, no child should be starving.

Congrats to my conservative friends for being able to jerk it to jean commercials again. America is healing

"God that's hot....*sniff*...Cambodia was a calculation, maybe not my best...you're a great interviewer"

A naked woman will get a thousand likes. Can our lord and savior Jesus Christ get a million?

When my European cousin asks how this country overwhelmingly voted for Trump

⚠️To Whom It May Concern, The occupation is now openly threatening a full-scale invasion of Gaza. For 22 months, the city has been bleeding under relentless bombardment from land, sea, and air. Tens of thousands have been killed, and hundreds of thousands wounded. If this

Thank you Cracker Barrel for the first time I felt comfortable taking my kids to your restaurant. The old racist white man on the outside of the building was too scary for us to attend in the past

What if I told you the funniest member of Cumtown is the least famous?

Broke my finger smashing the “skip ahead” button during Peacemaker opening

America first

Might last a day, mine is forever

My problem with the new Avatar movie is the same as my crawl space… too much Spider

Irish Zionism

That’s me

Handing out Big Poppa Pump follows today.