After this morning I’m seriously considering rebranding as Publishing Poos: Tales from within the troubled bowels of the publishing world… 💩💩💩💩

BRUHHH 🥴

Flattered. If you’re not following ERIC then you definitely should be. Formerly a festival and now an app, they’re an OG platform for curated careers advice for young people 👌🏽

Because we do love to organise 👌🏽 get into it my babes.

Fan tea: All UK staff at Bloomsbury were today emailed a list of double vaccinated London office employees - meaning those not listed have been outed as not fully vaccinated and those who are listed have had ‘strictly confidential’ medical info leaked to their colleagues. oops!

More 💩 tea: We had a phantom pooper at Usborne who would poop in the waste bin in the bathrooms. Not even aiming for the toilet. :( An all users email was sent and everything.

Only one guess who 👀

Oops seems like I went and opened my gob again. Pleasure to be interviewed for this and in good company too. P.S. I lied, preserve your beauty, dignity and mind and go into an industry that actually gives back as much as you put in.

Really sorry I haven’t posted or responded to messages in an age. I’ve been having a period of incredibly poor mental health. I’ll be back at some point but until then hope you huns drag the industry to hell xoxox

Coming out of retirement briefly to give this the attention it deserves. Clanchy is a nasty lying bumbahole and the best service she can do to herself and the industry is to keep her mouth firmly shut. Don’t expect regular tweets from me though, I have found peace ✌🏽