Sounds a little flowery. Rt. Amber Murray: Carlton Lassiter So you prefer "sterling example of LEO hottitude"?

You'll have to sign the waiver. Rt Melanie Dean: Carlton Lassiter Good Afternoon Detective. If I may seek your advice again?

Getting warmer. Rt “Amber Murray: Hm. I'll come up with something, O Master of the Firearms...”

Vick renewed my contract. Now I gotta put up with a certain Jackass McIdiot and his round headed sidekick for another year.

To quote the great Flip WIlson, 'Live like you wanna live'. Well done to my friends in blue at the SFPD: huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/11/san… 🇺🇦Timothy Omundson🇺🇦

That's why we get the small bucks. Rt Texasartchick A fellow officer had a drunk guy crap his pants in the back of his patrol car tonight.

As Pat Benatar so aptly put it: "Love is a Battlefield". Suit Up and Good Luck out there tonight.

Award shows for anything other than Marksmanship and Highest Conviction Rate are just a waist of time...But Clooney did look handsome.

Get the questions ready for Timothy 🇺🇦Timothy Omundson🇺🇦! He's chatting live on Character Chatterr this Wednesday at 10/9c! bit.ly/PsyCht

@BarbFerrer That penguin had it coming.

How dare you, Sir! Rt Brad S: 🇺🇦Timothy Omundson🇺🇦 does Lassie get conjugals?

I get them in size 10 Bad Ass Rt Graceful Images: Best line so far, your: It's a good thing I'm wearing my probable cause door-kicking shoes!

Dynamite might be extreme but you could give it a shot. RT Joaquim Batista: I think a squirrel is living in my house's wall, what should I do?

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Can't wait for tomorrow's "Wall of Guns" Raffle. I bought 241 tickets. Cross your fingers! nrafoundation.org/lawseminar/sch…

Just grabbing a late lunch before tonight's main event. It's gonna be off the hook! nraam.org/events/nra's-c…

@CrimeLilly That Vermin wouldn't have a chance with that lack of camouflage.

Sunday night. Time for Eastwood Roulette. I blindly pick out 2 random DVDs from my Clint Collection, pop some corn and clean all my sidearms

Chainsaw. Rt. “Poonaji: How well would Carlton Lassiter handle this monstrosity? 🇺🇦Timothy Omundson🇺🇦 ”

I completely forgot I even had this tweeter thing until O'Hara asked me some nonsense about it. They should call it Anti-Social Media.

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