It makes me feel sick that someday my child will write a report on how humans treated each other during this election race.

I'm just going to watch 50 shades of grey for the third time .....brb ....

Typical #wholefoods I spent $24 on 3 meals. Guy next to me spent $20 on almond butter. 😂

I really wish " Lie to Me " hadn't been cancelled so I didn't have to re-watch the same three seasons all the time.

I think my neighbor has either Air b&b his condo or moved the cast of jersey shore in because holy I remember my first Friday night

The gym can be really therapeutic when you can beat the shit out of something

Can someone else shower for me? I'm dead after SoulCycle

Omfg. Greys anatomy. And my period are on a GOOD ONE right now. Can I stop crying every ten minutes please? & can my ice cream thaw faster

What is sleep exactly ?

So let me get this right. You posting a selfie for attention/acceptance/validation is MORE acceptable cus you have clothes on? Oh ok.

I hope one day Republicans can overcome the needs of their campaign contributors and worry instead about the planet they're leaving behind.

Ugh Klaus Burkhart favorite comeback "I'm voting for trump" .....the hate is real

Dear hockey parents. Show up. & show up on time. Show your child what commitment looks like. It will pay off in the future.

How do I get coffee to work faster?

Getting ready to go to the gym for he first time ever. So nervous. 😅 but tryin to go that booty

#AnaheimDucksGoooaaalll #KesBoss! Gustavsson can't handle Cogliano's shot, and Ryan Kesler is there to clean up the rebound. 2-0!

Hello? Boston Bruins can you hear me? Did you show up to play hockey tonight or just watch the Anaheim Ducks win?

When you have to pee and someone else is peeing ...... 😅😅😅😅😅😅