I dreamt I won a million dollars worth of popcorn and a bunch of trucks started delivering loose, popped corn in a giant pile to my house and everyone was so happy for me and crying and saying how it was truly a life changing amount of popcorn

don't worry, you can ignore this image it's just a red Haring

years ago i worked at a gas station one time a man came in, pulled a picture out of his pocket, and, menacing and conspiratorial, asked me who it was it was the actor paul newman the man relaxed i'd passed his test he bought gas and left still not sure what that guy's deal was

"" oh, whoops, i accidentally finished the line and it disappeared

hot take: the orerereo meme counts as a conlang

if i have any mutuals here waiting for a code to the Other Place, the one whose name is the Color of the Upness, let me know i must refer to it only indirectly, as if i were an old norse bard, lest i be searched

went to "stranger things: the experience" with my work friends i haven't seen the show still, but 'spretty neat! good acting, major-theme-park-level special effects, you get to wear a wristband if that's something you're a fan of

In Super Mario Sunshine, a Yoshi disintegrates if it does not eat a fruit every 3 minutes. If such a Yoshi wished to live for as long as possible, it would need to consume 480 fruits per day, or 175200 fruits per year. Below is a visualization of that amount.

saw a clickbait headline saying that the villain of the upcoming new mario game has just been revealed i clicked it's bowser okay, thank you, article

today has been Complicated and full of Events but also it is maybe the only time i'll ever get to improv the line "well, steal my pillow and call me geraldine, you've done it!" (because the team had won but also they had stolen my pillow and called me geraldine)

looking back, "it is incredibly difficult to understand why customers like this product" was a really weird message for cinnamon toast crunch to be pushing

you ever do that thing where you hear a classic 90s song for the first time, parse the lyrics as one of the most beautiful anti-suicide anthems you have ever heard, and then look it up and find out it's actually about the film "cat-women on the moon" (1953)

baba you stop that this minute baba you are not a kirby, you do not have a Mouthful Mode