#OlympicFunFact most of the people you are watching are technically "losers".

I'm convinced the replacement refs are just trolling everyone on Twitter. #MNF

Someone is Weekend At Bernie-ing this moderator. I'm sure of it. #debate

#1: Lately, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. Its just the morning.

#1: I sent a Happy Pearl Harbor Day msg to a few guys in Tokyo. Told them I expect a Congratulations back on August 6th & 9th.

@SChipley #blowme

@kapetitt dating a girl that lives over there. Not dead yet #thuglife

Hope I don't throw up on the @wheeloflights @NickDmytrenko

"Woli: Brian Cox @NickDmytrenko How was the ride? #ferriswheel #Bonnaroo" it had its ups and downs

"@JoshuaKHelm: The Rockies need more Latins" quid pro quo. Carpe diem. Boom

Brian Cox Please could you retweet this picture of my cat? Because he's awesome.

Dunno, bruh. x.com/rogeruraeus/st…

4 times a year, that's what she said!!! x.com/NicolaCairnX/s…

More like the Oregon whore-tex OOOOOOOOOOOO x.com/KyleLMitch/sta…

I spent the evening pooping and watching tv. You and me. We're the same. Samesies. #poopteeet #yolo x.com/Andrew_K_Wilso…

Sorry, I'm not wearing a watch. And I don't speak gobbledegook x.com/Breaksjunky/st…

Great new site on the cutting edge of remote technology. Really cool stuff. #BBC #Remote #Reemotely reemotely.weebly.com/working-remote…