1.Alabama 2. Georgia 3. Texas 4. Washington

Wife after watching the 1st half of Michigan / Iowa - “You want to watch some House Hunters?” Me -

My wife - “We have no storage space in this house!” Also my wife - “Oh look honey, how cute are these Christmas Tree Salad Tongs!”

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RIP Dan Polacek Tom G DJPazar Uncle Geezer malonefh.com/obituary/David…

Scottie Scheffler is my mortal lock of the week Big Cat PFT Commenter Stuart Feiner

Today, on this (VERY HOT) Father’s Day, all I asked for was my wife to not turn on the oven. She was unable to do so.

Me - “Hey Dre, do you know where the pancakes are?” Dre - “Mike, I don’t know, there’s not that much stuff in there”. Me - “K”

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Ice cream: touchdown Customer : Bears fan Big Cat

Me trying to keep up with: Tiger / Charlie Illini World Dart Championships Bears / Lions

Me watching this game youtu.be/hwlOS30WqAQ?si…

#dadsbegrillin ⁦bob joseph⁩ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

And he extends his lead to 6.

#Dadsbegrillin bob joseph

Me checking my powerball tickets

Me hearing “Eberflus knows the bears strengths and weaknesses” pregame

Norm Macdonald: “And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. And at number two? Ezra.” Classic.