Literally we have been on this boat forever. I know nothing but the sea. Are we EVER gonna get there? ...Wait Strange didn’t put us in a time loop did he?!?!?!

My secret, super-special plan is almost complete... juuuust need to talk to Dr. Ben and Mr. Strange first. Now if I were a green cat and a... human-y human, where would I be...?

BOYS 👏 WAKE 👏 UP 👏 IT’S 👏 CHRISTMAS Spire Tyro

...I hid in my paws for so long that I lost track of Tyro! He must’ve found somebody, huh? ...What do I do now?

Man, I thought for sure I’d be able to find him looking out from this big tower thingo! HMMMMMMMMMMM........... Aha! Tyro spotted! TYROOOOOOOOOO Tyro

Okay I'm like /pretty sure/ something happened cause I like... idk feel it in the air or whatever? Things seem tense. ...Wait I'm not becoming a psychic via exposure am I?!?! Woahhhhhhhhhh...

Yeesh, and I thought me and Spicy were bad. Well, hopefully they can work it out...

*Stopping at the edge of the manor grounds for a moment* *Thinking to themself* (Uh… seriously Will, thank you for having me. With my family being like they are, I don’t really have a place to be... uh, for the holidays or in general. It means a lot that I was able to stay here)

*Paw knockknockknock* Spicy!!! Spicyyyyyyyy!!!!!

*Keo, visibly shaken, sits in the midst of a vast field of snow, desperately blowing a whistle. No one hears it* Somorphius

Keo’s trying not to grin, but they’re not managing it very well. And can you blame them? They’ve got a new (cont) tl.gd/n_1sr89h4

/So/. How do you feel about /snow/? Somorphius

Ugh, everybody in this town thinks we’re crazy just for asking if they know what an ultra geode is. Like I get it, you’ve never heard of it, but isn’t this supposed to be the adventure dimension???

Still! No! Progress! At all! I don’t suppose you have an ultra geode radar in your back pocket? I /heard/ if we gather all seven of them we can make a wish. Somorphius

Yo, I can’t believe we got away with that job. When she asked where we were registered I thought we were done for— Sali

*Exaggerated, not at all serious groaning* UuuuuuuuUuUuuUuuuuuuUuuuuuuUuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhh

Yo. Am I making this up or does that staircase seem, like, /especially/ important? Sali