Lol she ask him "why is ur dick on my knee dude" I never heard that one before lol

I started a new business, hard work is the best way to get over a broken heart. I hope.

Soon, really soon some stuff is going to change around here, I say " Bring it on, I'm ready an willing!

Look! A Dutch bird.

Can't wait to read this book! ceelogreen.com/splash/book

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I just miss stepped on the root of a tree, took me 6 more steps almost hitting the floor to get control back over my body

My best friend KARMA strikes again! Another one bites the dust who tried to harm me.

I look at my feet a lot, I would go crazy if I had ugly toes.

@JunieDewey What is this for babe?

It took him 1 hour of self important chatter to tell me the 3 sentences I wanted to hear.

I need a vacation, somewhere I can be submerged in the color turquoise

Santa is a dirty old man and he smelled off sweat! Yuk!

Ik snap geen bal van die twitter, Moët ik iedereen persoonlijk antwoorden hier? Of hoe zit dat?

such a hard time in my life that I wanted to give up, and I did, but nothing changed, here I am still. Solving problems full force ahead.

#tweet4taiji please stop the senseless killing of the dolphins Please

Sign the petition against the building of oil platforms in the Mediterranean sea #IbizaSaysNO bit.ly/Ibizasaysno

#tweet4taiji Today white sided dolphins were kidnapped and tossed into tiny sea pens, for sale 2 Marineparks. Culture? Greed!!!