PRINCESS '𝗣𝗔𝗪𝗚' PEACH! 👑 🍑𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗦 🍑𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗞𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 🍑𝗥𝗜𝗣𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗕𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗦 "Sorry, our princess is getting 𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗗 in another castle!" ♡ + rt = 🍑

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤPeach and Rosalina. ㅤㅤㅤ𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗔𝗟 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗦. ㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡❜𝐬 ㅤㅤ'𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 ㅤㅤ𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗧𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝘰𝘧 ㅤㅤ𝘉𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 101' ㅤㅤ𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 🍑 ㅤㅤOnly 69 coins on OnlyFans! ㅤㅤ

ㅤ Bowser's and Peach's last conversation before Mario appears at his castle. . . ㅤ

ㅤ Bit busy for a week! Promise I'll be back. ㅤ

ㅤ 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 𝑲𝒂𝒓𝒕: 𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑫𝒂𝒔𝒉. Doesn't matter if I'm first or last, your eyes will always be on me. 💅 ㅤ

I love my friends. Mushy tweet.

ㅤ 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐦❜𝐬 𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐄 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬. ㅤ

ㅤ 𝖪𝗇𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗇𝖾: 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑. 👑 ㅤ

ㅤ Peach really isn't built to fit in warp pipes. Last time the princess tried to enter one, she got stuck, having to endure the ninety-nine 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 pounds of Bowser's minions until she lost all her lives! ㅤ

ㅤ how she greets every toad before getting kidnapped again. . ㅤ

ㅤ bribing the 'Mario Strikers: Battle League' referee to fix the next game in my favour. it's not like the sport has ever been played fairly anyway. 💅 ㅤ

back at it w/ the banger tweets.

and then i see this ad 15 mins later. twitter needs to chill.