They stop correcting you.

How we used to buy fuel before the Agbado Era 😭. I miss the good old days

When other Egyptian first borns died and yours didnt yet you have an Israelite neighbor

When someone says "eww, what's that smell" but my 72hr deodorant still has 7mins left so I know it isn't me

When you're sharing some gossip with your man and he asks you to stay out of other people's business

Izzy Ogbeide needs to continue shining the light on child trafficking for prostitution. It's a menace.

Mom: Did you forget to warm the food?it looks spoilt Big sis: Sorry ma,I forgot to warm it this morning. Mom: this girl , you're too careless,okay just warm it up and give Lucky Lucky:

Which super hero has the weirdest power ever

"Bring your money lemme keep for you" my mum was the first forex trader in my family

One of the biggest curses in life is awareness. You see the manipulation. You see the hypocrisy. You see the patterns people pretend not to see. But if you speak too much, you become the problem. So sometimes you stay quiet and play dumb.

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

When the new employee whom I am training, start giving good suggestions on how to improve the processes I created

The non-drinkers watching Jesus leave after turning all the water at the wedding into wine

When somebody who's not my boss tries to tell me what to do at work

THEY KILLED NED STARK??? 😭😭 i thought he was the main character???

"Hi, My name is Ovie and I'm from ozoro" Me:

After your menstruation, get scent leaf (a handful), cloves, garlic, cinnamon How to prepare: Wash all the ingredients Put them in a pot Boil for about 30 minutes Then allow to cool Drink first thing in the morning and last thing at night for 5 days If you’re an ulcer

7 year old me when I see Genevieve Nnaji in another film after Blood Sisters