If he’s dumb and careless enough to be recorded by Michael Cohen, there’s no hope that Putin didn’t record Trump’s every word, breath, fart and burp at #HelsinkiSummit. x.com/i/events/10203…

What Jesus meant to say was, “call your enemies crazed lowlifes and dogs”, but what came out of his mouth on accident was, “love your enemies and pray for them.“ So #POTUS can take some comfort in that troublesome misspeak.

This is the most successful witch hunt in history! Now to wait for the House to fall on the wickedest witch of the east Donald J. Trump.

I bless the rains down in Africa

The people Jesus chose to love and befriend often shocked the religious establishment. So it should be with you.

I’ve been driving my truck three days since the rearview mirror fell off. I am driving this morning with it reinstalled. The view was more peaceful without it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemon drop martinis.

Our Father who art in heaven. How will I be your name? #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation

x.com/nytimes/status… I want to be somewhere with lots of people when this happens today, so I can watch the pandemonium. A Walmart would be best.

#POTUS was much less of a bully in this alert text than he usually is in tweets. I find myself feeling cheated. #PRESIDENTALALERT

My friend reported that her pill organizer has a terrible attitude today.

Just because you disagree on a major issue does not mean you disagree on a majority of issues. Find common ground with people. Allow people to find common ground with you. Finding common ground is the only thing that allows you to solve any issue.

Hey, Terry Bradshaw, did you let your buddy, Henry Winkler, pick your tie tonight? It’s great! NFL #OAKvsSF

Mary Oliver has passed beyond us. Safe travels, Mary. #RIPMaryOliver #MaryOliver

Headed to my man cave. The #AFCChampionship game is on and I need to root against the #Patriots. #ChampionshipSunday #NEvsKC NFL

Wonder what fast food the Patriots will get. #SuperBowl

Signed “Lots of Love, Cheeto Jesus” Trump surveys Alabama tornado damage, receives criticism for autographing bibles during visit x.com/i/events/11041…

Billy making it into the War Room means there’s hope for us all. #oakisland #CurseOfOakIsland #TheCurseOfOakIsland

Gary Drayton masquerading as a sunny-side-up egg on last week’s #OakIsland. Curse of Oak Island #curseofoakisland

Trump reads the #MuellerReport like Christians read the Bible. He believes the parts he agrees with and discredits the parts that make him look bad.