speaking of accents a few months into dating my scottish boyfriend i was trying to figure out what his voice reminded me of. something so beautiful and familiar that had accompanied me since childhood. it turns out it was shrek

If you wanna be a lesbian be a lesbian

Secure your wig sis martial law is coming

mother was in the TRUNK she was not playing

hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that

…a fictional girl group? 🧍🏾‍♀️

the coke rant will be generational😭😭

I can’t wait till some of y’all don’t wake up no more

bey’s final performance of Alligator Tears was actually complete perfection i feel like everyone should watch it at least once

TS12 TRACKLIST 1. So Happy 2. That My Travvy 3. Made It 4. To The Big Game 5. One Step Closer 6. To Kelce Being My Last Name 7. If You Win a Ring 8. I Want One Too 9. We Can Celebrate 10. A Midfield Kiss

“I don’t understand why nobody talks to me” me everywhere:

this threat

Sabrina your “sister” releasing during your release month…

lmfao but actually imagine if she pulls a dua lipa and can half ass dance this era

not a chance

i love Jan

this lexi baby ass gif

‘life of a showgirl’ when ur the worst performer of ur generation sksksk

BITCH IM WHITE BEEN DOWN, BEEN UP, BEEN BROKE, BROKE DOWN-