Anthony R0BL0X (HUMAN EVENT) Builderman, God Himself. // parodytwt today

Does anyone else start shaking when they get to eat or is that just a me thing

|| “he cannot get away with this on lesbian day” made me think off this…. LADIES… GET HIM…

Straight people are chopped..

Are Octobers usually this cold???

// I'm so hungry I could eat a LUVBUILDERMAN

Yaaaaaaaaayy

[ bon appetit. your god is served ! ] [ cw slight blood , human meat cut diagram , maybe nudity not rlly platonic builderman asexual style]

{ Compliments to the (metaphorical) chef. }

[ All for a purpose . ]

Everyday I pray that my husband comes back home in one piece. It doesn't work most of the time.

// Rowan you can't say that.

[[Il Capitano joins the court.]]

How do you check if your husband is cheating on you? Asking for a friend.

I didn't even think any self respecting woman would date him.

The beer can is speaking to me

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. GO AWAY.

Everyday it gets harder to justify the decision to marry you.

Oh.

// I just opened the app.