Hey Twitter. Nice to see you after 3 years. Boy, a lot has changed. We've got new art and pictures. Which, obviously, means we have a new album coming. It will be available once we update all our social media.

I jumped the gun a bit. Social media is updated but looks like pre-sale starts Friday. It’s called “a little darkness to get you going” and we’re proud of it. We’re pressing 300 vinyl records and selling digital files. Can even get yourself a .wav file if you’re a nerd.

Do cool kids still smoke cigarettes?

Pre-sale is live. Spend that government money on a vinyl you’ll see in 2-3 months. porchknights.bandcamp.com

This record kinda fucked me up in a good way. Still trying to figure it out. open.spotify.com/album/0fO1KemW…

Go listen to this. It’s fucking dope. m.youtube.com/watch?v=UQGIvA…

Welp, the album is out. Hope you like it. Limited Edition vinyl and digital download: porchknights.bandcamp.com and digital listening because music is content y’all don’t pay for it: open.spotify.com/album/4wH1Bpw8…

March 20: $4.3m in 24 hours, incredible! Today: $4.3m+ in 14 hours, BANANAS! 10 hours left to midnight PDT

Fucking punk with a big badge. washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/05…

Thanks Radio K (KUOM). We’re in good company. Especially dua saleh cause their new album is inspiring and important. Just fucking mind blowing. radiok.org/top7/

This foot normally controls the bass drum. Thus, we won't have a show for a couple months.

Our drummers' limbs are back in order and we are showing it off this Saturday. First Avenue with Mount Caramel. Come drink away the turkey.

Holy shit. We are playing tonight at First Avenue with Mount Caramel. Rock and roll.

Red Star in Duluth in 2 hours. Rock and/or roll.

7th St Entry tonight. We will play new songs and old songs. And they will be loud.

Surprise. We are playing Indeed Brewing Co. at 2. We are going to rock the hangover right out of you.

.bentpaddlebeer Oatmeal IPA Official Release Party Rex Bar w/Fearless_MI The Crunchy Bunch Porch Knights$5 facebook.com/events/1097917…

If there are any Nazi's at our show tonight, we will punch them in their stupid Nazi face. We promise that much.

You have 12 minutes to get to Indeed Brewing Co. for rock and/or roll. There is a tent we hope to burn to the ground.

When The Blind Shake is the house music at the venue you're about to play, you know it's gonna be a good night. 331. 12am. Tonight.