This Alfredo 2 isn’t even fair. I could cry right now forreal

“Label contracts predatory and yall itching to sign it Cuz the money is your God and yall don’t live in alignment” Check out my On The Radar freestyle and lmk your fav line LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whenever I travel, I’m always so excited to return to my residential cave lol. I don’t care if I do the exact same things I was doing away from home, I’M AT HOME

#NFL Dead Cap Leaders 1. #49ers, $96.6M 2. #Saints, $90M 3. #Eagles, $80M 4. #Seahawks, $75M 5. #Browns, $70M ... 30. #Bengals, $11M 31. #Colts, $9M 32. #Bears, $5M

TO DA MAXXXXX

Why nobody told me that we were mobbing to the US Open!?!? I’m jealous as hell lol

I always panic when it comes to asking for things for my birthday. I have a CATEGORIZED list of items and I still don’t know if I want my loved ones to purchase them for me 🫠

I DIDN’N REALIZE HOW GOOD MY PARENTS RAISED ME UNTIL I GOT AROUND OTHER PEOPLE.

Same. Shit is ridiculous

Evolve & Survive: A Corporate America Story

As a technical mf, these mfs are TOOOOOOOO technical. I don’t give a damn if it’s a Internationally Recognized Linguistic Source I’LL SAY WHAT I WANT

There’s been a couple of times where I had to put the Kindle down and just observe life around me.

I tried the delete my messages every 30 Days feature, to save storage, and now I can’t even argue with mfs appropriately smh

As you can tell, the marketing budget is smaller than the show budget, so please make sure to share amongst your friend group. The Vince Staples Show Season 2 is airing on Netflix in FOUR DAYS. November 6th. Find it in the clearance aisle.

how it really feels going to the cinema alone

The concepts of stitches and sewing have always been intriguing to me. It always seemed like it defied logic or something lol

I used to think Cris Collinsworth was the worst NFL commentator…until Tom Brady started commentating.

YES

this chicago winter going to be a transplant extinction event