Okay, maybe don't do that. Black, like her soul? (Actually, though, she's a pure soul and has coffee with milk and one sugar.)

Dab. The thought of it makes her want to shudder. Well, she tries. It's okay, though. She's pretty sure the soul and coffee thing is obvious.

Everyone acting as if she hears their thoughts on purpose. Most of the time, she does not. Sometimes, she 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 doesn't want to.

That... wasn't a lie.

Hey. It works; don't knock it.

It's great, being the back-up company. Seriously, though. Sure, that sounds fun. Can't let a good reservation go to waste.

/ GOD SHE’S UNLOCKED

April Fool’s pranks don’t work on people who can read your mind, by the way.

Awake, but at what cost?

She’s out of coffee. Her disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined.

Actually, her day was ruined when she found out about Deadpool’s OnlyFans account, but this is almost as catastrophic.

Yeah, she forgot she could do that. Sometimes she scares herself with her current powers, given that at first she could simply smell a lie and control pigeons.

Note to self: do not walk past hospitals if you have empathic abilities.

Good morning to the coffee machine only.

Yawns. So, how long was she asleep for?

Damn. Her alarm didn’t go off and she overslept by a year.

That’s an entire year without pizza or coffee —

Point taken. She’s been living the dream. Literally.

Awake, but at what cost?

Hearing thoughts is an absolute nightmare with Deadpool around, please end her misery