no underwear any chance you get.😭😭😭

Did yall see that Ring Camera commercial??? Yall we are in DANGER

I really can’t even tell y’all how much I hate the excessive use and inclusion of AI in everything nowadays, why tf does iMessage give you an AI summary of your unread messages? We are losing human autonomy and creating cognitive dependencies, this is ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITY

Worst Work Days: 4. Super Bowl Monday 3. Day after New Year's 2. Day after blacking out at a work event 1. Day after finding out you didn’t get the job you were interviewing for and you had already mentally prepared to quit your current job and stopped working completely.

"Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?"

“We didn’t have lace wigs, we didn’t have the lashes, we didn’t have BBLs, we didn’t have none of that, so you had to work with what you had.. that’s what made everybody unique” -Lela Rochon on why the ladies of her time were later coined “90s fine” 🎥: 📺 SHERRI 📺

A man says "let's have kids" and continues living almost the same life. A woman agrees, and her life permanently divides into before and after.

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

Not sure who needs to hear this, but if these people were really talking about tuna, hot dogs, beef jerky and pizza, there would be no reason to hide their names in the files.

Not to be a bitch, but if you gossiped about how I handled the worst experience of my life instead of reaching out, you're a loser in my story.

this is what we thought the future of tech would be, instead it's just using up all our water supplies to generate a picture of spongebob with grills and a nike tech

This song activates me like a sleeper agent I swear

Sharing space with such majestic creatures and jaw dropping landscapes only to sit in recycled air under fluorescent lights most of our lives is so tragic, actually.

this meme format makes no sense cos he was overwhelmed with happiness and now people are using it to signal being annoyed…?

Au lieu de tout simplement demander les produits qu’elle utilise, les gens veulent qu’elle lance sa marque franchement on sera jamais libérés du capitalisme

They were gentrifying neighborhoods

He deserves that because bitch are you cool??? You can't do that as an adult.

Nobody tells you that being an adult is literally washing clothes, cleaning the house, washing the dishes, going grocery shopping, cooking, going on mental health walks and sleeping enough. Then doing it again every single day until you die.

today i will have the best day of my life and also tomorrow and also yesterday (studies have shown u can directly affect your future by also reality correcting your past)

When I was going through customs they were like “why were you in Mexico so long” and I was like “my wife lives there” and they were like “you and your wife live in different countries?” and i was like “yea yall deported her lol” without even thinking about it and the guy went red