I hate when canadian crosswords have american clues. got stuck on “calzone’s center” for like an hour because the answer was “zee.” What the fuck is ZEE??? do you mean ZED?????? grow up

I wish I could like this post a hundred times.

A world map of time zones

😎 Well done, Calgary

Hey, he remembered us

How in the eff did this end up at Value Village?

Excellent point:

I think we need a moratorium on selling grey paint to building owners on Henderson Highway.

On the one hand having your ashes dropped into the eye of a category 5 hurricane is metal as shit. on the other hand are we SURE we want to encourage making hurricanes haunted before they even reach land

I hate how every museum has blocked off their monumental entrance in favour of a basement crawl space/cafe combo entrance.

One of the worst public policy decisions of the last decade - one with no genuine upside, beyond a relative pittance in tax revenue - was legalizing mobile sports betting.

this is an absolutely hubristic celebration of human victory over nature, like parading some barbarian chieftain through the streets of rome in chains

You - an inexperience Dolphins fan: OMG we’re going to lose in Buffalo by 1000 pts Me - a seasoned vet in Fins torture: the Miami Dolphins will finally win in Buffalo Thursday providing a false sense of hope and prolonging the inevitable disaster #PhinsUp