Just smoked some sea kelp

They got my brother Irritator in swim jail rn :/

The side of the Lochness Monster that it doesn't want you to see. It's a wanted gang criminal. Stop defending this violent cunt.

spinosaurus mirabilis possible crest usage (ft. carcharodontosaurus)

Prehistoric??? PREHISTORIC???? At least people BELIEVE I existed at all 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Nessie mad that she's a cryptid & not an actual part of history 🤪🤪🤪

Just trying to enjoy my morning clams and here comes the fucking Jehovah's Fishnesses 🙄

Anybody else getting harassed by these mfs???? Not one peaceful day goes by under the sea, I swear.

Ummmmm..... Megalodon what the hell is this???? Explain yourself????

Great. A god damn LIOPLEURODON ate my newborn. Now I have to wait 3-6 months for another one. 🙄

Thinking about taking Meg on a date later this week, does anyone know any good seafood places in the middle of the Atlantic?

This orca says he shares fish, we love a friendly guy

Guys…I’m thrilled to announce…. I’M PREGNANT!!!

Imagine how tired we are 🙄

What happens when you cross a plesio and a shark.... asking for a friend, of course....

Just found out Megalodon has been sleeping around 💔😞