Went to the zoo today and met some friends

Elastigirl is capable of morphing herself into any shape she wants. She chooses to occupy a shape that satisfies the male gaze because of her internalized misogyny

I don’t know why YouTube insists on giving me unskippable ads for cars and insurance, I literally can’t afford either

Get you a man that can do both

I am so mad. Why are OCTober, NOVember, and DECember not respectively the 8th, 9th, and 10th months of the calendar?

I looked at the Brooklyn bridge and thought wow, humans saw land on the other side of this body of water and said I need to cross. They then built a bridge. And impressive structures like this are in every state and country, built by every nation. Humans are incredible

A thread on why Cindy Lou Who is the actual villain in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. She wonderfully executed a masterful and successful coup

I wonder if they trained ChatGPT on Nietzsche, because this is him speaking from the grave

Alright who’s lying

If I’m expected to manually dodge attacks in the new Pokemon game, I should be able to put the opposing Mon in a full Nelson while mine gets to curb stomp it for free

open.substack.com/pub/platypappa…

open.substack.com/pub/platypappa…