"I'm gonna start eating healthy" Also me: "treat yourself one last time, you deserve it."

how it feels to load up rivals and lock in jeff

me forcing my man to do everything with me cause i’m a baby

“Ai is replacing us” yeah I’d like to see ai crash out over a mediocre man the way I do

My ex bf used to get mad at me for going out without him. but yesterday, my current boyfriend picked me up from the bar w a snack wrap, McDouble & my fav drink in the passenger seat, and said "you're so hot, omg I missed you".....girls never date a man who's insecure.

6 skin sanrio collab bundle 4 days before valentines aka blizzards infinite boyfriend money glitch

they grouped together the 4 hitlers of the support role

account bans are about to sky rocket

Silvoc during your rank up game

it's all fun and games until the cheating hitscan gets their mercy duo on jetpack cat so he can start spinbotting in the skybox

Reminder ur an horrendous person if u play weaver mercy moira u will simply not see heaven and no amount of acting sassy while having a beard will make you seem human in the eyes of anybody

im such a chud i gotta buy my own sanrio collab skins

night before overwatch season 1

MAN I WISH I HAD A FREE BAG OF CHIIIPPPPSUUHHHH 👀👀👀

this is literally me rn (proof here: twitch.tv/braez)

when ur the hitscan player in the relationship and its clear ur getting diffed

“fuck this job” *goes to work*