To those wondering why I am not going to the United States this week even though I was scheduled to... I have a fear of obese people.

I am just relaxing in my home. I'm just now realizing how much I'm going to miss my job.

To those who don't know, I am resigning. I'm paving the way for an early election. Although I could win, I'm not so sure about how I'll do.

One thing I must stress, though, is that the Progressives must NOT win the election. This would ruin Serbia.

I'm in Serbia, planning my campaign. Mwahahaha

To anyone who is thinking about not voting for me in the upcoming election... Just remember: I have brought Serbia out of isolation.

Stressing a little bit in my home. This election is coming up, and I'm afraid the Progressives are gaining momentum..

Tomislav Nikolic... you will not win the election on May 6. I will not allow it. Serbia cannot become Progressive.

I've been going around in Serbia and talking to my people for the election. I feel like the Serbian people will make the right choice.

"...The resurrection of Jesus Christ means celebration of life, and symbolically said, I deeply believe in the resurrection of Serbia."

The Progressive Party has "nothing to show for its activities except destruction, chauvinism and violence".

I'm going around Serbia, giving speeches for the upcoming election. Planning speeches is hard..

I have a five-point plan to create an economically-developed Serbia. Do the Progressives? I think not.

I am "convinced of election victory." I will pwn all opposition :)

I know I'll beat the Progressives in the May election :) No problem.

Trade unions have an important role, especially in creating jobs for my Serbian people.

The election's coming up. I'm getting a little nervous. I'm sure I'll do well, but there are some things that I could have done better with.

I regret not being as efficient as I could have been. I could have done a lot more for Serbia in the past four years.

I also regret not tweeting as much as I could have. I've been severely sick on several occasions and both of my laptops are broken. Sucks..

But I've had fun being in this class and listening to Professor Boyer get off topic. Have a great summer you guys! Go to VA Beach.