Pitchblacksteed followers star in new podcast out today! The best of your comments on my recent post about Blackadder series 1 (good and bad) are a key element of a podcast out today in which I speak up for S1. Many of you are named. Have a listen here: shows.acast.com/663dc3b21f998c…

'What Flavour is it?' A bit of #Blackadder 3! With Rowan and Me!

"I'll just have to sit this one out on the touchline with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron, while you young bloods link arms and go together for the glorious final scrum down".  #Ashes2025 #Blackadder

"I've always had my doubts about you early order type fellows. Always suspected there might be a bit too much of the battle-dodging, nappy-wearing, I'd rather have a cup of tea than charge stark-naked at the Aussies about you!" #Blackadder #TheAshes2025

Revealed: England's grand plan to win the Ashes from General Stokes, two down with three tests to play. "Doing what we've done 17 times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!" #Blackadder #Ashes2025

The King of Blackadder 👑🇬🇧 There hasn’t been a tour run this badly since Olaf the hairy, King of all the Vikings, ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.’

ECB pen-pushing, desk-sucking blotter jotter reacts to questions over why it is impossible to drop certain England batsmen despite having barely made a contribution for several years. #Ashes2025 #Blackadder

General Stokes talks up England's chances in the third test. "It will be the greatest victory since the England team beat the Aussies at Headingley, by 12 sore bottoms to 1!" #Ashes2025 #Blackadder

“It's not what you've got but where you stick it." Yes it’s that time of year Blackadderers... NEXT WEEK ON THIS PAGE: it’s my annual #XmasCarolWeek, when we celebrate #Blackadder’s Christmas special... Messy cake, soggy pudding, big wet kisses under the mistletoe and all that.

Great article with the legendary David Gower in the Daily Telegraph yesterday. He revealed his thoughts on being passed over for a 'rugby man' as part of TNT's Ashes coverage. Utterly disgraceful. One tiny flaw in the plan: It was bollocks! #Blackadder

While the angel's singing “Peace on Earth, goodwill to mankind’ Jesus scampers across and tries to get a sheep to give him a piggyback.” “Scarcely appropriate behaviour for the son of God, Mr Baldrick.” #XmasCarolWeek #Blackadder

"I asked you if he'd been to one of the great universities - Oxford, Cambridge, Hull. What you didn't spot is that only two of those are great universities!" "That's right! Oxford's a complete dump." #Blackadder The King of Blackadder 👑🇬🇧

“I’m going to have a party, and no-one’s invited but me!” #Blackadder #xmascarol

“I’m not convinced that Christianity would have established its firm grip over the hearts and minds of mankind if all Jesus had ever said was ‘Woof!’.” #XmasCarolWeek #Blackadder

The King of Blackadder 👑🇬🇧 A turnip freshly picked worthy of a ominbus rogered Turkey...!! It's exactly the same shape as ...

"Baldrick, I want you to take this and buy a turkey so large you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus." #XmasCarolWeek #Blackadder

A very merry, messy Christmas to all my lovely followers. Hope you had a good one all. May the Yuletide log slip from the fire and burn your house down. Love, pitchblacksteed. #Blackadder