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Today's commercial update: Derek Jeter and Derek for Capital One. Now that was funny. Capital One still predatory tho

Did you all know that Mondelez bought CLIF Bars

I commented on the tip jar so I had to tip fml There were pennies in there, wtf

Is there really a market for laundry boosters? Try using adequate detergent

Today in commercials: Kelly Rowland's whole fam is gettin the Danish Krone with LEGO!

CARMELO ANTHONY *AND* ELI Manning for Corona??? $$$$$$ excellent- still wont drink, but excellent.

Pedro Pascal for Corona! Still don't want one but good for him

Are you ready to ride the lightning? ⚡

Nearly posed this question to linkedin as opposed to twitter: What is the difference between a fuck boi and loverboy?

They got Jimmy Fallon doing State Farm

Commercial sighting today... Shohei got that New Balance money, not bad, they are having a revival

Anyone in Chicago can take the L. But what they really want is the W.

The shopping and movies off Roosevelt is in a court called Delano 😹

Roy Wood Jr. refused tequila shot on #CNNNYE: "The Last Black Man To Drink On This Network Got Fired"

Bradley Cooper for Mercedes, ok!

Tim Tebow gettin that AT&T money

This “just cook bro” mentality is peak broke-brain logic. You think spending an hour every day chopping onions and scrubbing pans is some badge of honor? Congrats, you saved $7 and burned the only free hour you had after work. Hope the lentils were worth it. Cooking isn’t free.

THE LENTILS ARE WORTH IT