Steely Dan Sunday

I don’t think anyone has ever looked more retired than my dad

No like what are you willing to do???

Why is the Alien from Alien Earth lowkey mogging me tf

I heard there’s gonna be a global xandemic at terminal 1 tomorrow

Why they got her hooked up like armored mewtwo?

Would you send me feet pics if I was Chinese

Handled it

Do u see the vision

Feminists actually talk about this. The unpaid labour that some men do such as helping someone with their car or fixing things around the house are rare, situational jobs. The unpaid work women do (cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare) is daily, thankless and neverending.

This is your sign to get over it & bring your belly to the beach

Who up at the smh building

Wait is this a thing bc…

The way she’s so Martin here

The world is kind of unreal idk

Love that she's dressed exactly like Brock from Pokemon, here.

Goodbye beach

Would you believe me if I said I willingly watched two 00s parody movies tonight that were not any of the scary movies