My flight just got booked for another work trip to Detroit next month. And this time I’m not missing little Caesar’s 🤣

Damn RIP Spanto 😢

Showed up to work in my day off and got a promotion and raise 😂

Not me heating up my carnitas as the rabbi is praying for our new office

me and who?

Vueve Clicquot at 10am to celebrate our new office 🥹

This is why I eat alone 🤣

Nobody: Me:

I just got an ad for pollo tropical and I got so excited thinking we finally got one here 😭

Where do you go to purchase low rise PANTIES??

The egg sandwich from blu jam cafe will be on my mind all damn day. It was *chefs kiss*

You know you’re finally losing weight when all the señoras at your job ask what kind of pills you’re taking and giving them “envidia” LOL

Def feeling like Miami in LA

Black people’s nature commentary is unmatched 😭

This is how I know you’re from Downey.

Whoever stole my Spanto Lives collection from the mailroom - I hope your dick falls off.

💁🏼‍♀️🤍

Everyone gets really annoyed when I tell them I work out for 3 hours straight instead of telling them “my secret”. 🤣

Zelle apologies are my favorite.

Down 46 lbs since May 🥹