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Maybe I’m getting old, but I don’t get the whole sharing your year end playlist review on social media. Like I feel like that should be for your therapist.

In a shocking turn of events; it’s my left ovary trying to ruin my life this month...at least I don’t have to worry it’s actually appendicitis this month

I refuse to be ashamed of the fact that I decorated my home for Christmas the week before Thanksgiving. Decorations are expensive and I will enjoy them when I want.

I love “This Podcast Will Kill You.” This Podcast Will Kill You but both the hosts’ names is Erin and my name is Erin. So sometimes when they say “Hey Erin” I think they’re talking to me, and then I realize they are not in fact talking to me. And then I just feel awkward after that.

Apparently 32 is the age when the wine turns on you and more than ONE glass gives you migraines the next day. #tragic

Having doctoral degree means you’ve achieved the highest degree of study in that particular field. No matter the field of study, or the gender of the person should not discount a person’s accomplishment or expertise. #DrBiden

Of the things I bought in 2020, this is probably my favorite...and now I have blue eye lids soooo #makeup #lisafrank #blueeyeshadow instagram.com/p/CIwKjECB04h/…

I mean... I’ll take the $600 but it’s the constant gaslighting for me

His Hinge profile says 6’2” so he’s actually probably 6’ even... like that’s how that works right? Or is that just my experience?

Ummm... 2021 really did say “hold my beer real quick.” didn’t it?

Today’s Elle Woods moment; Like... how do you run for Senate? My platform would be basic common sense and human decency, and my campaign promise would be to do my best to make Ted Cruz cry on stage at our debate....

My dining room is completed (minus the very expensive rug I want) and it’s stinkin’ adorable. That’s it... good night

Do the boomers on LinkedIn know that LinkenIn is not Facebook? Like one is for business, one is for your incorrect rants that you back up with unreputable sources...

Not to make light of a horrible incident... but you know TikTok US was like “Yassssssssss!!!!!!” Followed by a “oh how the turntables have turned” when banning a certain individual

I lost my sense of taste for a little bit, then I had to remind myself that I burnt my tongue on hot soup soooo... how’s your day going?

Okay but who’s setting up the bet pool on how long it takes Melania to file for divorce? Like I have a quarter somewhere

I loved Joe Biden in Parks and Rec and I think Leslie Knope would be proud of his first day in office

The “outfits” I’m willing to walk my dog in are....😳😬😐

Just because it's rusty doesn't mean it doesn't take a pretty picture!… instagram.com/p/9JGk6ELRxZkf…