whoever said pilates was easy has clearly never done a pilates workout in their life

Avoid absolutes - there’s magic in shades of grey.

A teaching certification is a license to learn.

Stay humble.

There’s more than one right way.

Don’t take their word for it - find out for yourself.

Pilates teacher acts of love: Puts full body weight into the Breaststroke assist.

Pilates teacher acts of love: Adds Monkey Stretch after Stomach Massage.

Pilates teacher acts of love: Drops the spring for you between Backstroke and Teaser (sometimes).

Pilates teacher acts of love: Ends a hard session with Half and/or Full Hanging on the Cadillac.

Pilates: Come for the workout. Stay for the work in.

Happy tax day to everyone who became a Pilates teacher so they could afford to do Pilates all day.

Happy tax day to everyone who spends everything they make teaching Pilates… on more Pilates.

Happy tax day to everyone trying to decide if they can write off leggings.

Happy tax day to everyone writing off equipment that won’t arrive for another 40+ weeks.

My budget allows for one Pilates class a week, but if God wants my body to have 2-3, then 7 it is.

I was dragging this am until I went to Pilates. That class woke me up so quickly that if it was a book, Florida would ban it. #wokepilates

If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from Pilates, not relationships.

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY … Pilates obsession.

Being a Pilates teacher is basically telling everyone you meet how Pilates can help them, and then explaining why that class they took once isn’t what you’re talking about.