good morning to everyone except pig

slapping farmer’s daughter with my hooves for reassurance

y’all better follow this egg cause i’m tryna see a crack!!!!

oinking right now. don’t disturb my flow!

hold the fuck on….. where is bull??

y’all ever seen a pig twerk before?

i saw peppa and george smoking some grass earlier. i’m telling farmer.

gooned in some mud

mama pig pregnant again…..

fucking INCREDIBLE song open.spotify.com/track/7Aq3YV6j…

fuck all of you

i am always hungry no matter how much i eat. i fear this life may never satisfy me. some days i stare at my reflection in the trough and wonder where i went wrong.