"@LifeProbIems: Nobody can take away your pain, so don’t let anyone take away your happiness."

Dear God, Help me to understand that difficult times can make me stronger in the end, even though it may not always be easy to see."

"@ohteensposts: I'd rather be alone than be with someone who doesn't give a fuck about me."

"TED: Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests."

"Google Facts : Being hungry and having a lack of sleep are the two biggest causes of mood swings."

"Ra: Don't drink and drive.. You might spill your beer."

"LMAO: Don't let anyone tell you you're too young to accomplish something. A baby shark is still a fucking shark."

"Survival Tips: "I can't eat anymore, I'm full!"..."Do you want any desert?"..."YESSSSSSSS!!""

"@CrazyMindFacts: All humans are susceptible to the "Illusion of Truth" effect -- The more we hear something, the more we believe it's true.

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

"Sarcasm: The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single."

"@SooDamnFunny: I'm not ignoring you, I just love my ringtone."

"AwkwardPosts: FEAR= Face Everything And Recover..OR Forget Everything And Run!"

"Sarcastic Idots: You're not ready for your next if you're still replying to your ex."

"@SooDamnFunny: He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder."

"Comedy Station: Boobs are proof that men can pay attention to 2 things at once."

"@SooDamnFunny: Bored? Go to a random persons wedding and scream "NO DON'T MARRY HER! I STILL LOVE YOU!!!""

"@SooDamnFunny: Facebook prank: 1) Change your name to "No One." 2) Go try to add someone. It will say, "No One wants to be your friend.""

"Y U NO: YOLO? Y U NO UNDERSTAND THE REAL MOTTO IS HAKUNA MATATA?!"

"True Story page: The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone."